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This site came to exist on June 20th, 1998. It is the product of my mind and the need to express myself in a healthy but creative manner. I am the sole owner, creator, maintainer. Although I will occasionally refer to myself as 'us' or 'we', consider it all of my personalities speaking.

Huge thanks to everyone who has supported me and helped the site grow and mutate over the years. Thanks especially to my fellow fiends:
Ransim from Bittersweet Existence for helping CSS the layout I designed and letting me pester her with coding questions, while somehow still remaining to be my awesomest friend.
Xpochian for drawing the deviously cute cartoons of me. They can all be found on the fan art page.
Lumina of Haven Mercury for his PHP geek skills and helping fix the code I break.
And to all those who have visited over the years, commented, suggested and helped along the way, thank you. It's thanks to your spooky asses that this site is still around. Damn you all!